Browsing by Author "Ssenggiriinya, Mark Peter"

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    Behold the art of juduristiction
    (Daily Monitor, 2026-02-20) Ssenggiriinya, Mark Peter
    At this point, I am convinced Bebe Cool wakes up every morning stretches properly, looks at the ceiling and asks himself how he plans to trend that day. Big Size, Bba wa Zuena has mastered the rare art of standing on the opposite side of common sense, public opinion and wearing it like imported sunglasses. While everyone is facing East, he confidently faces West and adjusts the mic. It is not even funny sometimes.
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    Besigye prayers postponed. Wow!
    (Daily Monitor, 2026-02-27) Ssenggiriinya, Mark Peter
    I am deeply convinced that when Ugandans finally arrive in heaven, there will be a familiar accent at the reception desk. Perhaps even a small sign: “Pearl of Africa - This Way” So my people, guard your passport and National ID carefully That blue booklet may frustrate you at embassies on earth, but in heaven or Janna depending on your subscription tier, it might unlock express entry. Spiritually speaking, we are consistent clients. After all, in Uganda, before we attempt a technical solution, we schedule a prayer. corruption? Prayer breakfast. Budget gaps? National thanksgiving. some Presidential birthday? Mega intercessions with refreshments and some transport refund.
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    Littlefinger, Mamito and the collapse of House AAA
    (Daily Monitor, 2026-05-22) Ssenggiriinya, Mark Peter
    Kampala relationships are out here surviving on matching pajamas and one shared Netflix password, meanwhile AAA Rovers. Lover girl behaviour!